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Dear Casey: Appropriate attire for men and women at dance events
Continuing with our introduction to Dear Casey (taken from WhiteHeat Dec 27th, 2007 and Mar 12th, 2008) For the uninitiated, Dear Casey is a satirical twist on the advice columns found in news media. Do take every word she says seriously, as your dancing and social life depend on it.
Dear Casey,
It is far too warm during event weekends at the Century Ballroom, and while the lovely ladies prance about in their flowing skirts and spaghetti-strap tops, we men in our buttoned up suits are forced to slowly stew in our own sweatiness. I was, in the muggy depths of August, nearly ready to (excuse the pun) throw in the towel on my machismo and begin scouring eBay for plus-sized, big-boned - if you will - vintage dresses, when I found out that the latest, and assuredly the least regrettable-to-date trend in Washingtonian men’s fashion, the Utilikilt, now comes in a dapper new tuxedo cut. It seems like this would be the ideal attire for a formal evening of jumping and/or jiving, as it would serve not only to keep my special purpose cool and dry but would at least marginally decrease any communal questioning of my sexuality that might have come with donning a skirt. (more…)





