by Casey Schneider

Continuing with our introduction to Dear Casey (taken from WhiteHeat August 15th, 2007 and November 20th, 2007)

Dear Casey:
Do you believe in Karma? If so, when does the good stuff finally kick in after a long string of bad stuff?

Karma Chameleon
Dear Karma-C,

I would believe in Karma, but nothing THAT bad seems to have happened to George Bush, so it must not exist. Maybe he’s still on his string of bad things.

About getting screwed in life, I’ve adopted a philosophical approach:
Hobbes: Calvin, do you believe in God?
Calvin: Well, someone’s out to get me.

Sincerely,
Casey

Dear Casey,

Why is it, while dancing with some leads, they will try and hold my follow hand as if they are demonstrating “how to please a man?” Last time I checked, my wrist isn’t genitalia?? Can you please explain this strange phenomenon and why some guys choose to lead this way??

Thanks!
~ considering wearing a wrist chastity band
Chastity,

This is an ever-vexing problem. I refer to it as “The Hand Job”. I really don’t have any earthly clue why some leads choose to hold our hands this way. I can only say to them:

STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

This has been a public service announcement. Public, not pubic.

Thanks,
Casey

P.S. Maybe wear gloves when dancing. It at least offers some protection.

For the uninitiated, Dear Casey is a satirical twist on the advice columns found in news media. Do take every word she says seriously - your dancing and social life depend on it! Send your questions to casey@lindybloggers.com

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